In more conventional professions, team building exercises might look something like going paint balling, or convivial rounds of badminton. 

Last night, using every available garbage can, solo cup, coffee pot, and plastic bag, we tried, hilariously and mostly in vain, to prevent literally gallons of water from flooding the front lounge of the bus.

Turns out, sealing is something you can say you did, then totally not do, and now our bus company’s in very big trouble. 

We’re all sleep deprived and annoyed, having been on bailing duty all night, but it’s one more ludicrous feather in an already overflowing cap, which I love.

Florida = one million, band = zero.