Pie Charts

To all my fellow single people out there, know that you’re loved, infinitely fascinating, and should someone be so lucky as to strike up a conversation with you in line at Starbucks or something, and should you be so wise as to curtail your Dungeons and Dragons habit in order to be with them.

He or she’s out there, somewhere, just as eager to find you as you are them. And when you do find each other, ears shall ring with mellifluous rapture.

At least that’s what I’m telling myself, writing this in my underpants.

Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!