I’m sitting in traffic in Northern Kentucky on I-71 North, waiting for an accident to clear. A van pulling a trailer attempted to pass recklessly in the pouring rain and hydroplaned into a ditch, causing several cars to spin out. Thankfully, nobody’s injured.
Please, let’s be safe out there today. Put on some feel good jams, channel your inner Buddha, and defy Sammy Hagar by, in fact, driving 55. No load-in time’s worth it, trust me, and rescheduling a thing’s just fine. I, for one, will happily not make it to the Troll House Museum before it closes. Impulsive trips to creepy, Guinness World Record holding shrines to bizarro kitsch can wait til tomorrow.